At a press release in October, Newt Gingrich announced he would be campaigning to become the moon’s 86th president. However, this story was not found in most major newspapers because no one took Newt seriously, despite his comments months earlier about colonizing the moon. Just a few days later, on the advice of his new campaign manager Giorgio Tsoukalos, an expert on the History Channel show “Ancient Aliens,” Gingrich actually left for the moon.
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…we haven’t sold IC to Cornell yet?
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Dudes, I’m gonna be real with you up front: This is not going to be an ironic review. I love One Direction. One Direction and…
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SAGITTARIUS November 22nd – December 21st Your diet will take an interesting twist this month when you discover the vegan burgers you’ve grown to love…
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It is human nature to fear the unknown. We seek comfort in the familiar and often harbor resentment towards change. But change can be a good thing. With change comes an overflow of new ideas, feelings and concepts. There are, however, certain things in this world that are just not meant to change; I believe the Star Wars franchise belongs in this category. -
Have you ever been cheered up by a certain piece of music? Has a song ever made you cry? Music can inspire exaltation and despair. It can bring back long-buried memories, and can even help with the management of brain disorders such as Alzheimer’s disease and autism. It is remarkable that the human brain is so deeply affected by a mere collection of organized sound. -
When I started my drive to the hospital to visit my grandmother, sex was the last thing on my mind. As I stepped out of the elevator and began my trek toward the geriatric ward, my stomach began to churn. I swallowed my angst as I walked up to my grandmother, grabbing hold of her hand and taking my seat for the next few hours.
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Ready to enter a small, unstable job market? Ready to be out of school? Not quite. When I entered into my fall semester of my senior year, I was expecting it to be my last semester. I had planned on making this my last semester, finishing all my classes and starting an internship in the spring. Dec. 1 was the internship paperwork deadline; the date to have everything set and to have a plan. -