I no longer want to pursue a college education. The only appealing thing about a 9 to 5 is vaguely relating to a Dolly Parton…
Connor Stanford
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Buzzsaw's 25thFeaturedMinistry of CoolRaw From the Saw
Raw From The Saw: Saltburn
by Connor Stanford March 1, 2024It’s murder in the comment section, and you better not kill the groove. Saltburn is the divisive wunderkind of 2023 written and directed by Emerald…
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Buzzsaw Asks Why…Won’t they let me give Buzzsaw Haircuts?
by Connor Stanford March 1, 2024For those in the know, Buzzsaw was originally named Buzzsaw Haircut. Why? I dunno. It was 1999, and they named magazines all willy-nilly as they…
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And I’ll Make It All About Me If I Want To We are in the party dark ages. I said it, I won’t take it…
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Ten upgrades I’d want as a Cyborg
by Connor Stanford November 27, 2023Sometimes being a human is needlessly difficult. Using this squishy mech suit is honestly pretty inconvenient so I formulated a list of upgrades that I…
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Welcome to the Fun-derdome The pink plastic dream houses glisten in the sunlight. The cornucopia is set in the middle of an idyllic roundabout. The…
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Buzzsaw Introduces The Dungeon Masters’ Guild *Names have NOT been changed to protect the identity of those involved* In an effort to explore more avenues…
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A Fool’s Sonnet Hello my name is Gregor McSoarkin I am a foolish poetry student, I made a strange bet, to my misfortune. I’m sure…
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M3GAN cinematic universe With my summer internship search in full swing, I have been inspired by the artful promotion of the film M3GAN. They say…
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You know her, you love her, you’ve seen her dance all over your TikTok For You Page, and she’s here to dominate your local cineplex.…