Sometimes being a human is needlessly difficult. Using this squishy mech suit is honestly pretty inconvenient so I formulated a list of upgrades that I…
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Welcome to the Fun-derdome The pink plastic dream houses glisten in the sunlight. The cornucopia is set in the middle of an idyllic roundabout. The…
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Buzzsaw Introduces The Dungeon Masters’ Guild *Names have NOT been changed to protect the identity of those involved* In an effort to explore more avenues…
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A Fool’s Sonnet Hello my name is Gregor McSoarkin I am a foolish poetry student, I made a strange bet, to my misfortune. I’m sure…
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M3GAN cinematic universe With my summer internship search in full swing, I have been inspired by the artful promotion of the film M3GAN. They say…
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You know her, you love her, you’ve seen her dance all over your TikTok For You Page, and she’s here to dominate your local cineplex.…
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In honor of our Nostalgia issue, I thought I would take advantage of the moment to delve into the world of discontinued and vintage snacks…
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My Childhood’s Stuffed Animal Came to Life (And It Hates Me)
by Connor Stanford November 20, 2022I used to have this Stitch stuffed animal that I would pour apple juice on, and suck the juice back out of. It was sopping-wet…
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Raw from the Saw: Bodies, Bodies, Bodies Review
by Connor Stanford October 5, 2022Not Another Dumb Teen Slasher A24’s latest effort is Bodies Bodies Bodies, directed by Halina Reijn (Instinct) and written by playwright Sarah Delappe (The Wolves).…
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Both metaphorically and literally Slayage is a metric that only seems to grow in importance. In case you weren’t aware, the LGBTQ+ community is full…