You thought it was all over. You thought I was done? Well bitch…you thought wrong. When I entered my first buzzsaw pitch meeting, I saw…
Connor Stanford
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Marriage/DivorceNew issueSawdust
Buzzsaw Asks…Why does Connor have to go?
by Connor Stanford May 11, 2025I know everyone is devastated to hear of my leaving. I expect everyone in black tie–late aughts, cabaret punk attire. It’ll be just like that…
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Marriage/DivorceNew issueSawdust
Saw asks…Why do you have to drag me back into this Buzz?
by Connor Stanford May 11, 2025Dear Buzz, Things have changed since we last spoke. I received your letter. It’s a reminder of the few sweet moments we had together, but…
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Marriage/DivorceNew issueSawdust
Buzz asks…Why does it have to be this way, Saw?
by Connor Stanford May 11, 2025Dear Saw, Darling sweet. This isn’t you, babysaw. You’re so sexy and beautiful, and god I wish I could have you again. Every time I…
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Creature FeatureMinistry of CoolRaw From the Saw
Perverts by Ethel Cain
by Connor Stanford April 17, 2025It’s happening to everybody. Ethel Cain’s controversial follow-up to the story-driven debut Preacher’s Daughter arrived this January, a sonic departure that has caused a rift…
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I am the modern Prometheus. No wait, the modern Frankenstein. To specify, I’m referring to the mad scientist doctor guy, not the green guy with…
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Cheugy | Fall 2024Ministry of Cool
Raw From The Saw: Brat And It’s Completely Different But Also Still Brat
by Connor Stanford December 6, 2024I experienced this record after a perfectly wild night: dancing alone in a club, dancing in a crowd in the same club, going to another…
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Dystopia | Fall 2024Sawdust
Buzzsaw asks…why can’t I have a laser gun?
by Connor Stanford October 16, 2024I should probably have a laser gun. Shockingly, I don’t have one yet. We likely already have them, they’re just not showing them to me.…
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The Spring is a perfect time to connect with your roots. You can spend time in the _____[noun]______ or perhaps enjoy the sunshine by ______[verb…
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Across Down 2. Her publicist worked overtime for the eyesight thing 1. You know her, you love her, the Buffy of the vegetable world 4.…