Natural born leader shows potential from confines of his crib This past April gave way to a new hope for America, and it had nothing…
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OriginsSawdust
Local White Middle Schooler Claims He is an OG: Original Gangster
by Marc Phillips May 5, 2011Willy Preston Wheatley III, age 12, says he’s a “hard mothafugga.” “Yeah, I try not to brag, but I run shit at FAMS,” said Wheatley…
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Shocking Excerpts Unearthed From U.S. Military’s Past By Anne Northgraves With the recent repeal of the U.S. military’s “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy, a lot…
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Buzz BlogSports Guy
BUZZSAW SPORTS GUY: Fuck You All, I’m Going to Another Fucking Super Bowl
by Chris Giblin February 2, 2011Buzzsaw Sports Guy: a satirical look at sports To my wife Emily, my daughter Susie and the rest of my family, I know funds have…
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Clean UpSawdust
WEB EXCLUSIVE: Why the Orbit Gum Woman is Better than All American Actresses
by Daisy Arriaga October 22, 2010By Daisy Arriaga The art of American commercial advertising has taken a new turn. Initially, one would think the producers for most TV ads would…
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Clean UpSawdust
SAWDUST LIFESTYLES: Maury Fails to Solve Family Crisis
by Marc Phillips October 22, 2010By Marc Phillips Earlier today, Maury Povich looked to help two struggling young adults repair their relationship, but to no avail so far. Crowd reactions…
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Clean UpSawdust
WEB EXCLUSIVE: NBA Commissioner Cuts 25 Superfluous Teams From League
by Merdina Ljekperic October 21, 2010Cites Effort to Make All Games “Actually Competitive and Interesting” By Merdina Ljekperic NBA Commissioner David Stern announced Thursday night that the league has decided…
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By Carly Smith Sept. 1 Dear Diary, Fuck this job. Being a garbage man isn’t as easy as you’d think. I get up early, I…
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Clean UpSawdust
City Fallen on Hard Times 15 Years After Power Rangers’ Departure
by Andrew Lindsay October 18, 2010By Andrew Lindsay It has been more than a decade since the Power Rangers finished their duty, defending the innocent against the loathsome forces of…
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Clean UpSawdust
Matthew Not To Receive Single Cookie Until He Cleans His Room
by Noah Burd October 18, 2010By Noah Burd In a stern verbal statement released early yesterday afternoon, 525 Oak St. resident Mom let it be known that she would not…