By Chris Giblin A local bulldog sniffed a fire hydrant he believed to be rightfully his but sensed strange odors emanating from the area. The…
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Lazy-Ass, Annoyed Judge Tells Divorced Couple to Split Everything Down the Middle, Including Dog, Child
by Chris Giblin April 5, 2010In a ruling reminiscent of the ancient King Solomon, City of Ithaca Judge Joseph Ward put a stop to divorce court proceedings mid-trial last Monday,…
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Numerous Walks of Shame Lead Local Sophomore to Start a Collection of Regrets
by Mariana Garces April 5, 2010By Mariana Garces A new museum of sorts has developed on the Ithaca College campus, and no, it’s not the Handwerker Gallery. It was started…
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Peanut Butter Panda Crunch Tastes Suspiciously Similar to our own Product, Reese’s Says
by Merdina Ljekperic April 5, 2010By Merdina Ljekperic General Mills and Reese’s officials have issued a cease and desist letter to the manufacturers of Peanut Butter Panda Crunch after realizing…
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Ithaca College Didn’t Adequately Consider Off-Campus Students During Snowtorious B.I.G. It was what I had been waiting for: an Intercom Alert e-mail with the subject…
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NJ Turnpike Toll Booth Operator Really Trying to Convince Self This Is Better Than Unemployment
by Marc Phillips March 2, 2010By Marc Phillips Loretta Jackson is not like most NJ Turnpike tollbooth operators. This 52-year-old woman’s genuine, perky attitude is contagious. Visit lane No.…
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US Government Refuses to Fund NASA Manned Mission to Mars
by Liz Kloczkowsk March 2, 2010NASA Officials Bummed, Say It Would Have Been “Sick Nasty To See Shit on Mars” in Person By Liz Kloczkowski NASA officials announced yesterday the cancellation…
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By Mariana Garces In 2012, some people believe the world will come to an end as the Mayans predicted ages ago in their elaborate calendars.…
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By Chris Giblin The Tompkins County chapter of the Ku Klux Klan, which has recently decided to go green and support government lobbyist groups in…