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Ithaca College wants a new mascot named “Bomber,” but it can’t have anything to do with bombing If you haven’t already heard, Ithaca College is now holding a contest seeking suggestions from the IC community to introduce a new mascot to…

“We will not back down, America has spoken,” say Republicans. By Mike McCabe In a recent act of defiance to cooperate with the Democrats, Sen.…

Says Mind is Made Up, She’s Putting Away the Makeup By Mariana Garces After more than 30 years of leading a risqué, scandalous lifestyle, Roxanne…

Body Fat Percentage Falling Dangerously Below Obesity Levels By Catherine Fisher Fifty-four red-faced Santas petitioned outside the Freehold Mall on Monday to remove Karl Clyne…

Extended Game of Kings Ruins Uptight Student’s Night By Alex Palombo As a group of inebriated college students tried to look on, sophomore and confirmed…

By Jenni Zellner In today’s society, Internet usage has become an overwhelming epidemic. If it weren’t enough that people find it necessary to post every…

By Marc Phillips Steve Gelwitz, a freshman who lives on the third floor of Tallcott Hall, hails from a ritzy northern New Jersey suburb. Always…

Dear Labby, OMG HI HI HI HI We’ve never met before we’re not even meeting now but I’m so excited I’m running around and around…

By Lauren Mateer In response to an unexpected punishment, 16-year-old Gabby Watson reported Tuesday that her mother had gone way too far in grounding her…