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In celebration of the only man in North Korea over 150 pounds Dear Comrades! In celebration of the88th anniversary of the Down-with- Imperialism Union (DIU),…

Let me answer my own question right now. It’s because they knew that if they told students they were even considering implementing a limit on…

Vegan’s Swear off all Food because Plants Breathe Too A recent study has shown that a large influx of vegans have been eliminating all food…

Hashtag. Hashtag. Hashtag… Yeah, you’re over it and so am I. People hate seeing rants about serious issues that they hear about every damn day…

Homeless man outraged when free meal contained gluten Insensitivity from a Panera Bread restaurant in Waterbury, Connecticut has one man outraged this past weekend. Sal…

Scientific community still unsure what antioxidants are While conducting research for an article relating to blueberry fetishes, reporter Bill Bowler stumbled upon an interesting secret.…

Genius prankster leaves laxative brownies for flyers Delta Airlines employees were in a state of confusion during a Monday morning red-eye flight as rampant use…

Strange Eating Rituals Destroy Relationships of Students One morning when I was walking to class across the campus quads, I stumbled upon a girl wrapped…

McDonald’s cashier wins after forgetting every mystery basket ingredient The Chopped kitchen is not for the faint of heart. Tears are shed, dreams are crushed,…

Monday: “Forecast lookin’ good this whole week! Should be a nice weekend for Applefest!” Wednesday: “Oh wow this whole week has been super nice! I…