They’re salty, they’re chewy and they’re always kind of…wet? But everyday, hundreds of billions of people consume olives on salads, pizzas and more. Personally, I…
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Men Across Ithaca Think Women Mean Opposite of What They Say ITHACA, NY – Women throughout Tompkins County have begun reporting a strange phenomenon. Their…
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Real Science On How To Have A Healthy Diet by Dr. Richard McCob The articles “Nothing you’re eating is healthy,” “Food Ravages the Body,” and…
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Buzzsaw Magazine Relinquishes Its Morals, Becomes Punk Rock Zine Dear Reader, We would like to inform you of some changes coming to Buzzsaw Magazine. As…
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Presidential Candidate Replaced With Reruns Of The Apprentice A hesitant knock is heard on a large, golden door, then silence for a beat before the…
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“Get up! You’re gonna be late for school!” The childhood words trigger an immediate response by most: the familiar pang associated with having to wake…
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College students’ tears converted into water to end drought ITHACA, NY – The town’s water department issued a warning earlier this year, encouraging locals to…
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Person believes in spiritual power of minerals, scoffs at Christian family ITHACA, NY– The arguments between Christians and Atheists has been very prevalent in recent…
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Verses for a dearly resigned IC prez I. I had a dream of Ithaca in bloom last night your words and my lips “step down…
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Double-dipper declared local hero This past Friday night, a college student astounded partygoers when she approached the chips and salsa. After taking a bite out…