Sawdust

Ithaca College removes all stairs from campus in response Ithaca College announced yesterday that it will be getting rid of all stairs as a way…

I avoided drinking coffee for a long time. I drank caffeine, but usually in the form of soda. I wasn’t worried about coffee making me…

It consists of nineteen molecules and is completely worthless The world rejoiced this weekend as the Institute for Molecular Engineering announced a breakthrough in one…

Tearfully resigns from office One week ago, Mississippi Senator Patrick Bakerson was caught by his secretary passionately eating devil’s food cake in his office. This…

Everyday, the truth behind cake continues to elude me. On the outside, a cake is a cylindrical or cubic dessert coated in frosting. On the…

I don’t watch sports often. When I do, I usually just stare at the TV screen, trying to make sense of the chaos. When something…

Lifestyle tips for people with no interest in being healthy We’ll start with the diet… -Don’t spend more than three dollars on any one meal.…

Secures Win for Barron’s Game A couple of weeks ago when President Trump traveled to Dover Air Force Base in Delaware, he went with Ivanka…

Takes Advice from a Sentient Bird Donald Trump stands alone on his desk, naked, with a new Secret Service agent, Trevett with The Blue Hair,…