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This is a transcript from the breakup of Lena Dunham and Jack Antonoff as told by their dog.  “You can finally eat in the bed…

3. The bejeweled and subsequently bloodied white ensemble she wore to the 2009 VMAs.  4.The sheer bodysuit she wore while leaving the Thierry Mugler aftershow…

My Real Attempt To Become Ne-Yo’s Top Listener I want you to think about all of the music artists you listened to in your youth.…

Connor Franta’s POV: December 5th, 2024 I feel so lost…. Yes, I’ve written 3 memoirs each less popular than the former, and have run multiple…

I find myself forcing a laugh, a smile, I find myself forcing everything. I stand with Ian, laughing at offensive Keemstar videos, as if we’re…

I am the modern Prometheus. No wait, the modern Frankenstein. To specify, I’m referring to the mad scientist doctor guy, not the green guy with…

2025 ins: ? buying me a drink ? saying “yippee!” during climax ? commenting “nightmare blunt rotation” on your family’s facebook photos ? socks with…

Anna: Welcome to I Forgot My Pen, So I Died’ the only television show dedicated to the stories of real-life individuals who had a small…

Licensed Hey Hear me? I’m licensed  No sight of where I’m goin’  Gassed on a twinge of belief Foot on it, let me in,  Hey,…

A machine is made for the sole purpose of causing agony. It is sold commercially by the millions. A father turns his on and contemplates…