Can you spy: 1 Etch a sketch 5 letters –what do they spell? (ROOTS) 3 vials of glitter 2 barrettes 4 toy cars 5 plastic…
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FeaturedMinistry of CoolRoots | Spring 2024
Met Gala: Garden of Time
by Alefiya Presswala May 3, 2024Out of all the awards shows and all the celebrity events that occur throughout the year, the Met Gala is by far my favorite. Let…
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FeaturedRoots | Spring 2024Sawdust
Foraging for Fun and for Profit with Conrad Whippoorwill
by Cormac Abbey May 3, 2024Hello. Funny seeing you here. Well, not exactly, because you are reading my writing on a page, so I can’t see you, nor are you…
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Roots | Spring 2024Sawdust
The Roots of My Crippling Fear of Mascots
by Stephanie Tokasz May 3, 2024Interviewer: Today, we are here with a young girl, unironically named Birdy, who has an intense fear of bird mascots. She is here to speak…
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Ministry of CoolRaw From the SawRoots | Spring 2024
Raw from the Saw: GLOOM DIVISION by I Don’t Know How But They Found Me
by Emily Imanishi May 3, 2024GLOOM DIVISION by I Don’t Know How But They Found Me (often shortened to IDK How) released on Feb. 23rd, 2024 to rave reviews from…
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Across Down 2. Her publicist worked overtime for the eyesight thing 1. You know her, you love her, the Buffy of the vegetable world 4.…
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FeaturedMinistry of CoolRaw From the SawRoots | Spring 2024
Raw From the Saw: Eternal Sunshine by Ariana Grande
by Mikayla Tolliver May 3, 2024Pop princess and icon, Ariana Grande, recently released her 7th studio album, Eternal Sunshine, on March 8, 2024. The media has strong perceptions of Grande,…
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The patches of snow have finally begun to melt away and beds of green grass are finally visible. Instead of being woken by the harsh…
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FeaturedRoots | Spring 2024Sawdust
Who’s Your Springtime Soulmate?
by Malika Beveridge-Bignall May 3, 2024Answer these questions to find out! 1. Favorite type of weather? A) Rain B) Shine C) Fog D) Dust Storm 2. How do you relax…
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Roots | Spring 2024Sawdust
Buzzsaw Asks Why…Can’t I run off to become a trad wife influencer?
by Connor Stanford May 3, 2024I no longer want to pursue a college education. The only appealing thing about a 9 to 5 is vaguely relating to a Dolly Parton…