Seven Hours in Cinematic Quarantine For reasons I need not mention, I’ve found myself with far too much time on my hands. Under normal circumstances…
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RAW FROM THE SAW – TV Review: Feel Good (Season 1)
by Olivia DiPasca May 20, 2020Amidst all that’s going on right now, it can be difficult to feel good. We are living in a new normal where a lot of…
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Everything will be fine. Blue eyes open, on a calm picturesque couch in a quiet waiting room. The strapping Ted Danson opens the door and…
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Goldenrod air spirals and drifts between us, Winding itself lazily around the stems of ironweed and Indian paintbrushes and tiny English daisies I slid in…
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How Sour D came to be Once upon a time in the mid-90s, in a land called New York City, there was a farmer known…
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RAW FROM THE SAW – Album Review: Fine Line – Harry Styles
by Chloe Gibson March 17, 2020When the world was first introduced to Styles, he was a teen pop sensation from a British boy band singing nonsensically about what makes you…
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“Do you think you can climb out the driver’s side door without cutting your palms on glass?” the police officer asked, ”Or do we need…
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Corporate America’s reflection of consumer habits and attitudes As Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi prepare to leave their modern home, DeGeneres asks Alexa, Amazon’s…
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Hammond Caught Injecting Orange Juice Into the Veins of Students
by Sarah Moon March 17, 2020Claims It was an Honest Mistake Hammond Health Center was recently found to have administered shots of off-brand orange juice, SunnyD, into students instead of…
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Second Half of Lime Bought as Garnish for Drinks Now Wasting Away in Fridge
by Carolyn Langer March 17, 2020Contemplates His Mortality I had grown completely into my peel when I first felt human touch. It was slightly painful to be ripped from the…