Issues

An inside look into the Children of God

Sources have reported that American archaeologist, Adam Cain, has discovered the lost Garden of Eden within the compost piles of the Lâches des Mamelons nudist colony in Monaco.

How Ron Paul could change America

The oversimplification of the feminist movement

President seeks to emulate game’s never-ending supply of goods Along with freaking out over gay marriage and contraception, right-wing Republicans have expressed outrage over Obama’s…

Is there a modern-day eugenics movement?

Stories of life off the grid

Various visions of the Occupy movements

After being particularly blown away by Beauty and the Beast in 3-D, President Obama appointed Disney CEO Bob Iger as Czar of American Idealism in order to maximize national happiness and make America a better place.

Dian Sieto, manager of the largest Nike sweatshop in northern Indonesia, recently announced to his workers his new plan to boost company morale: playing Smash Mouth’s 90’s hit “All Star.”