Breaking News: Naive Gay Freshman Shocked to Find that Everyone on Grindr is a Creep
Last Friday, out of what he claims to be “sheer curiosity,” Ithaca College freshman Tyler Woods downloaded the infamous gay hook-up app Grindr. For the…
Last Friday, out of what he claims to be “sheer curiosity,” Ithaca College freshman Tyler Woods downloaded the infamous gay hook-up app Grindr. For the…
Math: Edging. Your dom would give you a logarithmic equation you have to solve before you get the code to take off your chastity cage.…
Hello Incel Nation, For years we have suffered from being unable to crack, and I think I’ve finally found out why. When I was little,…
Question 1: What are you doing on a Friday night? a. Lying out in the grass with a speaker and all your buddies b. Getting…
I’ve learned a lot from being both bisexual and someone who doesn’t like carbonation, mainly that men and women, to me, are like coffee and…
Paul didn’t like Valentine’s Day. Sure, he could appreciate the concept of a holiday focused on spending time with loved ones and showing them affection.…
What am I owed? I want to be owed something.I want to be owed something.My memory feels hazy, and I want to be owed something.You…
Spiraling, I know,But up, I hope, and out,Or circling the drain,Teasing the crisis, Not going down.
Lost on my father’s sky gray patioHe tossed a cup of stale pine needlesFrom the dying Christmas treeInto the rusting fire pitExtinguishing itCoughing The damp…
It’s like hands scrubbed too hard,And the makeup on my eyes that’s been wiped offToo many times, now half my face stings when I cry.It’s…
