Sex is far from cinematic. For some reason, I’ve been cursed with the tendency to have it while watching movies. My sex life has become…
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Dear Mr. Fred Phelps, I’m Timothy Bidon and I’m one of those “fags” that you hate so much. If I had passed before you, I’m…
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Cry Me a River, Build Me a Bridge of Gold
by Chris Thomas April 3, 2014Rich kids finally able to overcome society’s oppressions Move over swine flu, small pox and polio, there is a new disease spreading across America, and…
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Freedom of Speech is silenced at peaceful protests On March 17, 2013 Clare Grady and three other members of the Irish Catholic Worker Community took…
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Cold so hot it burns
by Christian Cassidy-Amstutz April 3, 2014Kids, today we have an important lesson. A lesson reminiscent of grade school, a vocabulary lesson. Apricity. Appreciate the word first for its sound, how…
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I’m progressing We’re regressing Feeling the weight on our hands And our heads Curling up to sleep And pointing to destinations Feeling the navel heat…
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Shocking new policy invades local businesses Ithaca is a haven for environmentally-focused individuals, but a new invention is forcing Ithacans to question where to draw…

I’ll be upfront: though I’ve been called lazy all of my life, it’s not a title that I resent. My number one priority was, and always has been, comfort rather than excitement.
What some people call music by the somehow popular almost rock band Nickelback is being played 24 hours a day in the inmates’ prison cells. At Penfield Penitentiary in Texas, this new punishment is getting a test run. 