Tearfully resigns from office One week ago, Mississippi Senator Patrick Bakerson was caught by his secretary passionately eating devil’s food cake in his office. This…
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Everyday, the truth behind cake continues to elude me. On the outside, a cake is a cylindrical or cubic dessert coated in frosting. On the…
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“If they hear you, they hunt you,” is the description for the movie A Quiet Place, and I would think it’s safe to say that…
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How are we supposed to live if everything is YOLO and we all suffer from FOMO? At what point do we stop, slow down, and…
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Do you remember the first time you gave a blowjob? If you’re like me and your years of Catholic school made you too guilty to…
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Why do we listen to sad songs when we’re already sad? Scoll. Browse. Click. Genres & Moods. Playlists. “Life Sucks.” An appropriate playlist title, I…
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It’s Cool to Be Sweet: New Sincerity in Film
by Jordan Szymanski June 22, 2018Pulp Fiction posters are out. Telling your friends you love them is in. I think somewhere along the line, it became cool to be detached…
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RAW FROM THE SAW – Show Review: Santa Clarita Diet, Season 2
by Mateo Flores June 22, 2018Santa Clarita Diet makes the unconventional conventional. At this point in television, many sitcoms are trying to twist the telling of suburban towns. Shows like…
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RAW FROM THE SAW – Show Review: Everything Sucks!
by Mateo Flores June 22, 2018It seems that decades of the past have become a new aesthetic trend in film and television. We can arguably trace this back to the…
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You came to this town in search of a book. Well, many books. Classics, mostly, first editions and originals. Your family didn’t really care what…