Desperate college student buys condoms from Sub Connection Late this Thursday evening, employees at campus sandwich shop/convenient store, Sub Connection, reported that someone had finally…
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Yesterday’s “Diabetes Run for the Cure” charity run was marred for many by the competitiveness of one participant. Greg Sanders, a local history teacher arrived to the starting line, located in Ithaca’s scenic Cass Park, a full hour early. He then proceeded to warm up for 40 minutes, eat a Gatorade fuel gel, listen to “Eye of the Tiger” on his Zune Player four times, eat another Gatorade fuel gel and yell, “Whose house is this?!” to no one in particular.
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If you have not seen the finale of 30 Rock, do so before reading the following. If you have not seen the past 7 seasons of 30 Rock please do so now. I’ll wait. -
Love them or hate them, reality shows are becoming a tent pole of American television. The growing presence of reality programming is what inspired veteran producer, Lance Roan, to develop his revolutionary new show, That’s F***ked Up: Battle for America’s New Obsession. The show will be a competition, but instead of seeing which contestant can stuff the most cockroaches down his or her pants or which prostitute has the nicest singing voice it will be to determine which producer can create the most morally depraved reality show
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Iphone users are coming out in droves to complain about the phones new information app, Siri. Specifically, that it is becoming more and more apparent that the service is a staunch supporter of Republican presidential candidate, Ron Paul. Apple Inc. CEO Tim Cook has stated many times that Siri is not sentient and therefore unable to have feelings about a candidate.
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Last night President Obama announced that given the recent departure of troops from Iraq and the lessening action in Afghanistan, the U.S. military planned to turn its attention to the second greatest threat to national security; declaring war on Fright.
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I’m Ned, 24, single, white male. I’m a totally chill, fit and an all around good guy who’s just looking for a dude that I can pound Keystones with, watch Shawshank and generally bro out.