2025 ins:
? buying me a drink
? saying “yippee!” during climax
? commenting “nightmare blunt rotation” on your family’s facebook photos
? socks with fun things on them
? turning 20
? committing to the bit at the worst possible times
? sexy nerds
? sending audio messages
? booing the pilot during any turbulence
? being silly and whimsical
? SSRIs
? the word “behoove”
? brutal, stone cold honesty
? still religiously listening to Bhad Bhabie’s “Gucci Flip Flops”
? nyt connections
? 80s children’s video cameras as legit film equipment
? being weird
? red wine
? reading a book with your s/o
? treating your close friends ig story like a diary
2025 outs:
? my cat peeing outside of her litter box
? sleep tracking. what i do overnight is none of my business.
? honking at me
? male podcasters
? asking me to do things when i’m sleepy
? calling yourself an “academic weapon”
? grwm tiktoks that start in their underwear
? letting everyone and their mom know when you haven’t eaten all day
? gay men calling women cunts
? poppers
? falling asleep approximately 20 minutes into the movie i begged my gf to watch with me
? the words “gyat,” “slay,” and “rizz”
? colleen hoover (she’s always been out in my mind)
? couples having a social media page
? overhead ceiling lighting
? the internet pitting random successful women against each other
? people still not knowing the difference between “they’re” and “there” & “your” and “you’re”
? casting the same 5 a-list actors in every movie
Olivia Stemp is a Junior screenwriting major who is already predicting trends for 2037. You can reach Olivia at [email protected].