Clue

Editors’ Comment

It was Miss Scarlett in the billiard room with a rope!

 

No, it was Mr. Green in the solarium with a lead pipe!

 

Clue is the game of wild accusations. It led to screaming matches when your parents innocently sent you and the cousins off to the unfinished basement to play it post-Thanksgiving dinner. It is the way to carry your childhood obsession with Nancy Drew and Agatha Christie into adulthood.

 

So get out the spy kit you received for your 10th birthday. Break out a magnifying glass. Buy red string at Michael’s and construct your own CSI board. Whodunnit? I have no clue.

 

Issue Contents

News & Views

• Five Demands, Not One Less by Alma Guardado
  Breaking down the political unrest in Hong Kong
• Underage Drinking the U.S. by George Christopher
  Teenagers can vote and fight in wars…so why can’t they legally drink alcohol?
• Run? Hide? Fight. by Julia Batista
  Responsing to active shooters on college campuses

Upfront

• • Hacked, Hijacked or Lost at Sea? by James Baratta
    How commercial aviation technology is preventing another MH370
  • RAing – The Full Time Job for Full Time Students by Mateo Flores
    The secrets behind closed doors
  • Mint Production for Sustainability by James Baratta
    New tech is revolutionizing the Pacific Northwest mint industry
  • Lights, Camera – Ticket? by Peter Tkaczyk
    Red-kight cameras are robbing commuters, weo’ve had enough
  • The Newsroom Consipiracy by Christian Maitre

Ministry of Cool

• Cancel Me By Your Name  by Bridget Hagen
  How fictional pedophilia perpetuates real-life rape culture
• Is Paul Really Dead? by Brennan Carney
  How the cute Beatle became the dead Beatle
  
• The True Crime Community by William Porter
  From Ted Bundy movies to Richard Ramirez fan accounts, our obsession with killers has become a lifestyle
• BUZZBYEEE by Alex Coburn
• RAW FROM THE SAW – Song Review: Hot Pink – Doja Cat by Brianna Diaz
• RAW FROM THE SAW – Movie Review: Parasite by Tom Lawson
• RAW FROM THE SAW – Movie Review: The Lighthouse by Tom Lawson
• RAW FROM THE SAW – TV Review: End of the F***ing World by Sarah Borsari
• RAW FROM THE SAW – Movie Review: Knives Out by Thomas Lawson
• RAW FROM THE SAW – Song Review: Watermelon Sugar & Lights Up by Julia Batista 

Prose & Cons

• Escape by Gabrielle Topping
• Aurora by Dariene Seifert
• Like a rubber ball, I’ll com bouncing back to you by Alex Coburn

Sawdust

• • • Gamestop Backroom Now Takes Gently Used Organs and Plasma by Sarah Moon
      GameStop stresses that they are not a substitute for the Black Market
    • Local Athlete Starting to Think Hide-and-Seek Would Be More Fun If They Had Any Friends by Sarah Moon
      Hiding champion opens up about lonliness
    •  Samantha Ridley to star as Lead Pipe in High School Production of Clue: The Musical by Sarah Borsari
      “Lead”-ing lady gives thanks to her cast and crew
    • An Open Letter to Mystery Incorporated by Sarah Borsari
      Fred lives in fear of what else the dog will take from him
    • Surprising Controversy Strikes Standards of Medial Education by Peter Tkaczyk
      “Operation” is no longr fun and games, experts say