I mustache you a question: What were you doing in 2014? Rocking skinny jeans and an infinity scarf purchased from American Eagle? Going to school…
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Cheugy | Fall 2024FeaturedMinistry of CoolUncategorized
Raw From The Saw: The Substance
by Gabriel Biennas December 6, 2024When I first heard talks of The Substance, a new body horror film from French writer/director Coralie Fargeat, I was immediately seated. As I sat…
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I knew a girl who knew a girl, who learned to let things go. She ate all of her apple cores & bit the man…
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There is a forest of Chlorophytum comosum at my Bubbie’s house, the largest plant in a pot so full of soil she can no longer…
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Imaginary is a new horror/thriller by Blumhouse, which released in March 2024, and reflects another of the company’s unique and creative stories — this time…
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I used to be infatuated with you I let myself fall prey to your aurous locks That settle gently beside your sapphire eyes Which looked…
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Blazing Sands of Weltschmerz
by William Edwin Cherico March 1, 2024I would love to know who chooses to walk through the desert What scout that dumbly thinks the orange dunes of nothing are where he’d…
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Ministry of CoolNostalgiaUncategorized
The Top 10 Useless, Forgotten Remakes
by Matthew Hornyak November 20, 2022The remake is something that has existed for a very, very, very long time. Some are celebrated for being good updates to an originally good…
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And Put On Some Pants! Good morning, girlboss! Are you ready for another day of taking names and kicking ass? You find yourself going into…