It’s just not getting any better I really just don’t care anymore. I don’t. I used to watch the news and I’d hear a story…
Sawdust
-
-
Tensions rise between the Sons of Liberty and the Redcoat Gang Okay, you’re used to jaw dropping news on Boston business mogul Sam Adams, but…
-
A disappointment to spider restaurants everywhere The Fly Trap restaurant opened in the vegetable quartier of the garden about a week or so ago, so…
-
People seem to really like spilling tea. I’ll be wandering around aimlessly because I have nothing better to do with my life, and I hear…
-
Happy BirthdaySawdust
Buzzsaw Asks Why…Do we need to make birthday wishes?
by Will Cohan April 8, 2019Birthdays are pretty neat. People get presents and cake. They get to spend time with their friends. If they’re over the legal drinking age of…
-
After stupid kid almost pokes his eye out Four-year-old Damien Wilbur of 44 Brooklet Drive, New Jersey recently sent mass hysteria rippling through his home…
-
Thousands switch their birthdays to January 8th Seattle first-grader Nicholas Sherman had been looking forward to his seventh birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese’s for…
-
It’s just a bunch of guys who say “Damn, that’s crazy,” after every sentence We all know that an Ithaca Winter is a hard time…
-
Eats through snow to car Local man Anthony Rosen was found unconscious in his front yard after attempting to travel through several feet of snow…
-
Happy BirthdaySawdust
Grandpa Insists on Blowing Out Birthday Candles by Himself
by Sydney Joyce April 8, 2019It takes forever A local 80-year-old has broken the record for the amount of time it took someone to blow out their birthday candles. Hal…