Sawdust

A disappointment to spider restaurants everywhere The Fly Trap restaurant opened in the vegetable quartier of the garden about a week or so ago, so…

People seem to really like spilling tea. I’ll be wandering around aimlessly because I have nothing better to do with my life, and I hear…

Birthdays are pretty neat. People get presents and cake. They get to spend time with their friends. If they’re over the legal drinking age of…

Thousands switch their birthdays to January 8th Seattle first-grader Nicholas Sherman had been looking forward to his seventh birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese’s for…

It’s just a bunch of guys who say “Damn, that’s crazy,” after every sentence We all know that an Ithaca Winter is a hard time…

Eats through snow to car Local man Anthony Rosen was found unconscious in his front yard after attempting to travel through several feet of snow…

It takes forever A local 80-year-old has broken the record for the amount of time it took someone to blow out their birthday candles. Hal…

I lay on the branch, purring and keeping myself invisible, when the girl approaches. She can’t be more than seven years old. And she’s human.…

Countless injured on Valentine’s Day “Love hurts. There is no getting around it. But I always thought of that saying in a more metaphorical sense.…