By Scott Gloden In Woody Allen’s film Sleeper, the characters, in their futuristic setting, encounter a windowless swinging door not unlike those fit into contemporary…
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By Lara Bonner Charlie Hanson is not your average man—in fact, he has what Dr. Harold Baum at the Cayuga Medical Center has declared “the…
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Obnoxious Kid Claims He Has ADHD, Gets Away With Being Asshole
by Marc Phillips May 4, 2010By Marc Phillips Jeff Williams, a rambunctious 12-year-old with a penchant for creating trouble, likes to hit his friends and scream in the classroom. At…
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By Keith Hadad Right in the center of the Commons lies Brotchen (pronounced BRERT-khen), a unique little cafe that offers German and Austrian award-winning soups,…
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Millard Fillmore Haunts Sexual Fantasies and Life of 19th Century American History Professor
by Chris Giblin May 4, 2010By Chris Giblin Cornell University Associate Professor James Burton checked into the Elmira Psychiatric Center last night. Burton was allegedly enjoying himself watching Internet porn…
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By Noah Burd Local dead-end supermarket employee and self-styled rock star Dom Bidlow announced Thursday that he would be taking that same Dom Bidlow to…
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By Colleen Cunha Two thirds of the time, meaningful events in your life won’t happen on a single digit date. The next time it’s the first,…
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By Emily Brown They who float about the day seamlessly lazing down a river where their comatose minds cook the vegetables within their Ralph Lauren…
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By Ian Starker Hayder Assad is an Arabic lecturer at Ithaca College. He lived in Iraq all his life until Oct. 30, 2007. He was…
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By Bart Comegys There is a background hum to this Kodak moment, the push-pull we all feel at the gate of a Maryland cemetery. Close…