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Is there a science behind our horoscopes?

After months of speculation, it is apparent that aliens are succeeding in their sinister plot to conquer America, The Greatest Nation on Earth. A spokesman for the Alien Defense Agency (ADA) claims several million aliens from the planet Theanus have successfully beguiled immigration officials and are now wreaking havoc all over the country.

What to eat and how to prepare dinner in space

In the spring of 2011, the Ithaca community rejoiced at the living wage victory for Ithaca College’s Sodexo-employed dining services workers. Beginning in 2010, a workers rights group on campus, Labor Initiative Promoting Solidarity, had partnered with campus workers, the Tompkins County Worker’s Center and various community activists and public officials to pressure both Sodexo and the Ithaca College administration, to pay their workers a living wage. After tirelessly meeting, marching, advocating and making their voices heard, they had won the battle.

This election season, I became very involved in following the campaign of Green Party presidential candidate Jill Stein. Haven’t heard of her? That’s not surprising. The mainstream media in the U.S. provides American citizens with little to no coverage of third-party happenings. During the election cycle, third party candidates were barely mentioned by any major news outlets. When you pair a lack of media coverage with exclusive presidential debates organized solely for the two major candidates, third-party candidates are rendered virtually invisible. Because the American people are not exposed to a wide variety of voices, we think there are only two choices.

At a press release in October, Newt Gingrich announced he would be campaigning to become the moon’s 86th president. However, this story was not found in most major newspapers because no one took Newt seriously, despite his comments months earlier about colonizing the moon. Just a few days later, on the advice of his new campaign manager Giorgio Tsoukalos, an expert on the History Channel show “Ancient Aliens,” Gingrich actually left for the moon.

When Canada isn’t far enough

…we haven’t sold IC to Cornell yet?

Dudes, I’m gonna be real with you up front: This is not going to be an ironic review. I love One Direction. One Direction and…

SAGITTARIUS November 22nd – December 21st Your diet will take an interesting twist this month when you discover the vegan burgers you’ve grown to love…