The year is 1982, Suburbs of Pittsburgh, PA. Eliot, aged 35, glasses, thinning hair and an overall cowardly appearance, tries his best to tighten a…
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Vegetarian Girlfriend/ The Herbivore Hangs Out My Window and Her Teeth are Stained Green
by Madison Adderley April 17, 2025She smells of turmeric and lemon She only eats clean Her lips are glossy with the stain of bone broth: the spill of her other…
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Did Benjamin Franklin ever freak it?Freaky Franklin, one could say.Ben is jammin on my Franklin.Jammin Franklin, he is gay. Founding father, lightning rod.Founding daddy, sounds…
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Creature FeatureMinistry of CoolRaw From the Saw
2025 is Not the Year for Hollywood Awards.
by Noah Darling April 17, 2025Two Best Picture nominees (The Brutalist and Emilia Pérez) have been revealed to use AI to enhance certain performances. A Best Actress nominee is in…
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Creature FeatureMinistry of CoolRaw From the Saw
Conclave Movie Review
by Miley Charsky April 17, 2025Conclave, a riveting, drama-filled film had me on the edge of my seat while watching. From the gorgeous imagery and suspense, this movie was a…
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Holding Hands with Death: A Review of Nosferatu (2024)
by Aurora Gould April 17, 2025Robert Eggers’ recent film Nosferatu is one of the only pieces of cinema released in the past year that I have happily paid to see…
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(And the Not So Brave World of Marvel) When I first walked into the theater to buy a ticket for Captain America: Brave New World,…
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Perverts by Ethel Cain
by Connor Stanford April 17, 2025It’s happening to everybody. Ethel Cain’s controversial follow-up to the story-driven debut Preacher’s Daughter arrived this January, a sonic departure that has caused a rift…
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Buzzsaw on Oscars 2025
by Fiona Fedorochko April 17, 2025After the 2023 strike of the Writers Guild of America delayed the most anticipated movies of the year, 2024 was bound to be a unique…
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Game Review – Marvel Rivals
by Atticus Jackson April 17, 2025If you know anything about me or read my review of ‘Deadpool and Wolverine’ last semester, you’d know that I am not the biggest fan…