How Sour D came to be Once upon a time in the mid-90s, in a land called New York City, there was a farmer known…
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RAW FROM THE SAW – Album Review: Fine Line – Harry Styles
by Chloe Gibson March 17, 2020When the world was first introduced to Styles, he was a teen pop sensation from a British boy band singing nonsensically about what makes you…
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“Do you think you can climb out the driver’s side door without cutting your palms on glass?” the police officer asked, ”Or do we need…
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Corporate America’s reflection of consumer habits and attitudes As Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi prepare to leave their modern home, DeGeneres asks Alexa, Amazon’s…
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Hammond Caught Injecting Orange Juice Into the Veins of Students
by Sarah Moon March 17, 2020Claims It was an Honest Mistake Hammond Health Center was recently found to have administered shots of off-brand orange juice, SunnyD, into students instead of…
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Second Half of Lime Bought as Garnish for Drinks Now Wasting Away in Fridge
by Carolyn Langer March 17, 2020Contemplates His Mortality I had grown completely into my peel when I first felt human touch. It was slightly painful to be ripped from the…
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I was once forced to take a babysitting class in middle school and it was one of the weirdest experiences of my life. The teacher…
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Villainizing your opposition only leads to ignorance In 2015, the Shawnee Mission East High School in Prairie Village Kansas held a debate regarding the use…
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One does not have to be Nostradamus to predict that every person of color will encounter a slur in their lifetime. Lord knows I have.…
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If you read Louisa May Alcott’s Little Women in adolescence, you might recall some particularly frustrating plot lines that left you internally screaming are you…