Police and teachers speak out against misuse of baked goods Another day, another two hundred students drop out of school due to the muffin epidemic.…
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Literally everything is served smushed into a mason jar A new Ithacan restaurant, Stuffed, opened last Friday in The Commons. The company is using new…
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It consists of nineteen molecules and is completely worthless The world rejoiced this weekend as the Institute for Molecular Engineering announced a breakthrough in one…
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Tearfully resigns from office One week ago, Mississippi Senator Patrick Bakerson was caught by his secretary passionately eating devil’s food cake in his office. This…
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Everyday, the truth behind cake continues to elude me. On the outside, a cake is a cylindrical or cubic dessert coated in frosting. On the…
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“If they hear you, they hunt you,” is the description for the movie A Quiet Place, and I would think it’s safe to say that…
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Do you remember the first time you gave a blowjob? If you’re like me and your years of Catholic school made you too guilty to…
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CakeFeaturedMinistry of Cool
It’s Cool to Be Sweet: New Sincerity in Film
by Jordan Szymanski June 22, 2018Pulp Fiction posters are out. Telling your friends you love them is in. I think somewhere along the line, it became cool to be detached…
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Before his big day, I was invited to Dave’s bachelor party at a rented penthouse by the shore. I thought we would hang out on…
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Examining gothic culture in a modern context Admit it, you’ve been through an emo phase. You can imagine yourself right now back in middle school,…
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