Community of Harry Potter-themed musicians acts as surrogate family and support structure By McKenzie Wall Lena Weinstein was nearing desperation. As her last resort,…
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Everyone Misses Aunt Jen’s Ex-Husband’s Grilling Skills at Local Collins’ Family Cookouts
by Liz Kloczkowsk October 5, 2009By Liz Kloczkowsk The birds were chirping, the sun was shining, and children’s playful laughter could be heard over the breeze. Freshly cut grass wafted…
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New Website Translates Students’ Emails to Parents By Colleen Cunha This past Tuesday, a freshman here at Ithaca College, who prefers to remain anonymous, uncovered…
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Local Mom Discovers 14 year-old son’s Vast Porn Collection
by Amy Obarski October 5, 2009By Amy Obarski Carol Blanche, mother of 14 year-old Justin, was shocked upon the discovery of her son’s extensive collection of Playboy, Penthouse and Skanky…
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Local Teen Horrified at the Sight of Mother Entering Victoria’s Secret
by Jackie Keating October 5, 2009By Jackie Keating “It was one of those things where you felt like you were watching from the outside, like it wasn’t really happening to…
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Paper Heart, Anchor Bay Entertainment, 2009 By Celia David Written by and starring Charlyne Yi, a young Hollywood actress and stand-up comic, Paper Heart is…
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The Tundra Toes, In It To Win It, 2009 By Bryan Cipolla The Tundra Toes have been a staple, better yet, a jagged piece of…
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Imogen Heap, Ellipse, Anti Records, 2009 By Dana McCall Imogen Heap’s new album evokes such a variety of emotions in her listeners that pushing the…
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9, Focus Features, 2009 By Amelia Blevins Set in an unnamed dystopia, 9 is made up of all the usual suspects found in post-apocalypse thrillers,…
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Moon, Liberty Films UK, 2009 By Bryant Francis This summer saw plenty of big-budget sci-fi extravaganzas. Lots of giant robots, explosions, more giant robots (it…