WASHINGTON, JANUARY 20, 2056 – In the immediate of truth, our novel President delivered. At Inaugural Address, a Nation shocked with forebears came sputtering and…
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Foraging for Fun and for Profit with Conrad Whippoorwill
by Cormac Abbey May 3, 2024Hello. Funny seeing you here. Well, not exactly, because you are reading my writing on a page, so I can’t see you, nor are you…
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“Come, sit down, boy,” a father says to his son, gesturing to the edge of the bed. “Do you know what day it is today?”…
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I HAVE AN AUTOMATED HOUSE BUT IT’S NOT SCARY LIKE THAT ONE RAY BRADBURY STORY, IT’S ACTUALLY REALLY AWESOME
by Cormac Abbey November 27, 2023If there’s one thing I can’t stand in this world, it’s posers. Too many people will say one thing and mean another. For example, last…
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The burden of creative genius The greatest idea is the one that truly haunts an artist, that sticks to him like a shadow. It creeps…
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3 Beloved Summer Traditions As academic calendars wind down, college students across the nation prepare to return to their childhood homes for the summer. For…
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AN INVESTIGATION On February 14th, 2023, Ithacans celebrated Valentine’s Day. For many this meant chocolates, roses, kisses and logging romantic movies on Letterboxd. But for…
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I’m the First Person to Invent Time Travel and It’s Honestly Mid
by Cormac Abbey November 20, 2022I’ve done it. I’m the first person to figure it all out. For centuries, one concept has captured the hearts and minds of creatives, scientists,…
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The True Horrors of Human Nature as Investigated through the Bathroom
by Cormac Abbey October 5, 2022As we approach All Saints Day, we once again open our homes and hearts to spooky-scaries of all shapes and sizes, decorate our living spaces…