Chris Thomas

Tales and trials of a zombie playing a zombie I have a confession. When I first explored Ithaca College’s campus as a young undead adult,…

Bankrupt bookstore chain plans epic comeback One bookstore is making sure you won’t simply turn the page on their respectable run. Borders has recently announced…

Rich kids finally able to overcome society’s oppressions Move over swine flu, small pox and polio, there is a new disease spreading across America, and…

Ithaca College offers stunning new major The Park School is proud to present its newest major to Ithaca College: pornography. Head of Obscure Majors Clark…