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Sometime between ‘47 Reasons Why Joseph Gordon Levitt is the Perfect Man’ and ‘The Difference Between Freshman Year and Senior Year,’ I told a friend…

Like anyone’s, my younger school years were met with a lot of angst—partially because I couldn’t fit into Abercrombie clothing, and partially because of the people I was surrounding myself with. As soon as my best friend and I hit puberty, she suddenly had a boyfriend, and never hesitated to rub it in my face, saying, “You’d be pretty if you lose weight. You might get a boyfriend then.” Thank you, because my formative years weren’t depressing enough already.

There seems to be a very common misconception among the virgin population that losing one’s virginity is a magical and spiritual experience between two adolescents who are overcome by natural and sensual desires. Sadly, this “natural grace” that is expected to coincide with the de-virginization process is quite rare.

…we haven’t sold IC to Cornell yet?

When I started my drive to the hospital to visit my grandmother, sex was the last thing on my mind. As I stepped out of the elevator and began my trek toward the geriatric ward, my stomach began to churn. I swallowed my angst as I walked up to my grandmother, grabbing hold of her hand and taking my seat for the next few hours.

Ah, alas. The Great Pumpkin Week of 2012. How lucky are we, privileged college students in a constant state of stress and unnecessary delusion, to…

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We expect this kind of controlling policy from secretive government and business entities, not from an institution that claims to cherish academic and press freedoms.

As current students and alumni committed to truth, transparency, and critical examination of our surroundings, this new policy flies in the face of everything we are taught to practice as journalists.

While searching through the abyss of my deep, dark past, my classiest night fell on the evening of my high school senior formal. Unexpected, right?…