- The iconic meat dress she wore for the MTV Video Music Awards in 2010.
- The red-hooded leotard that she wore for her appearance on MTV’s Total Request Live in 2008.
3. The bejeweled and subsequently bloodied white ensemble she wore to the 2009 VMAs.
4.The sheer bodysuit she wore while leaving the Thierry Mugler aftershow in 2011.
5. The tiered white Phantom–of–the–Opera-esque dress and giant coiffed bouffant she wore to the 2010 Brit Awards.
6. The red-crowned lace outfit that Alexander McQueen dressed her in to receive her 2009 Video Music Award.
7.The black studded bodysuit she wore to the MuchMusic Video Awards in 2009 that had her chest shooting fireworks “California Girls” style.
8. The transparent rubber dress and sunshiney hairstyle she wore while performing at the Boardwalk Hall Arena in Atlantic City circa 2011.
9. The flashy rock-and-roll steampunk outfit she wore at the VMAs in New York City.
10. The witchy outfit and red hairstyle she wore to meet Julian Assange in 2012, which may have had you thinking she stepped right out of American Horror Story’s Coven.
11. The cyan and magenta look she sported while leaving a hotel in London, complete with a matching sperm-shaped hat.
12. The (literally) square-headed ensemble she wore to perform the world premiere of “Applause” in 2013.
13. The gray trench coat and fluffy arm warmers she wore to the Marc Jacobs Fall 2016 Show.
The results are in…
1. Rachel Berry
- You’re insufferable; no matter how much you insist you can, the public will always know you can’t read. You think you’re Barbra Streisand, but really, you’re the embodiment of a prepubescent choir soloist. (With the fashion style to match!) You think you’re the best thing that’s happened to planet Earth since sliced bread and the safety strap on Wii controllers, but you’re just not. Despite all the hate you get for being your authentic self, those closest to you can see that your heart is in the right place (most of the time).
2. Finn Hudson
- Much like this Red Riding Hood-inspired outfit, you are innocent but interesting. Everyone seems to be obsessed with you for some reason and you don’t know why. You’re not well-known for it, but you have a goofy side. You also have a tendency to see God in the average household grilled cheese sandwich, but that’s okay because everyone moved on the next day. What’s the harm in entertaining a spiritual awakening brought on by Kraft Singles?
3. Sue Sylvester
- You are as obsessed with crushing the spirits of those you deem “below you” as you are with handheld blenders and tracksuits. You will do anything to remain the center of attention, and some might say this comes from a place of insecurity. But if said person voiced this insight out loud, you would probably push them down the stairs with a wire chimney brush while peppering them with elaborate insults.
4. Santana Lopez
- Even though you hate to admit it, you are, in fact, a human being with real, actual feelings. But tragically, your personality has been carefully constructed and is often revised to fit social norms. If anything, you should stop mocking your fellow students’ mouth sizes and put that energy into a more productive outlet—like pilates or researching the definition of the word “compassion.” And not to mention, whenever anyone gets too close to you, you always have to gay. Go. You always have to go.
5. Quinn Fabray
- You’re the quietly judgmental type, and though your external personality may be as pure as the driven snow, your Celibacy Club presidency and Christian schoolgirl status don’t stand a chance against the rage you can force upon those who have wronged you. The grudges you hold are impressive. Perhaps even Cheerios-level impressive. If anyone ever threatens something (or someone) close to you, you will enact sweet revenge quicker than anyone can say, “Tighten up your pony before you get to class!” Because of this, moments of kindness are rare with you, but when you do give in to your nicer side, it’s notable.
6. Blaine Anderson
- You look your best when wearing red. You have the voice of a canary and you undoubtedly own enough bowties to decorate the necks of a small army of Thanksgiving turkeys. You’re nothing short of the glue that keeps the group together. But you burst out into song so often that even Rachel Berry is jealous. You’re famous amongst your friends for having that wide-eyed, boy band charm and an affinity for performing (as long as the setlist includes many many Top 40 Hits from the 2010s).
7. Mercedes Jones
- The true superstar of the crowd, you will go to war for two things: your underrated talent and tater tots. You do not give other people the time of day by dwelling on what they may think, and your friends all praise your skills in the art of confidence. Although they might be harboring some deep-rooted jealousy (naturally), you don’t let it bother you. And even though you may believe all broccoli bouquets are toilet brushes in disguise, your limited knowledge in that area does nothing to bruise your well-earned ego.
8. Kurt Hummel
- You’re gay. There’s only one person who can tell you what you are. “Me?” You ask. “No,” I say. “Me. The author of this Buzzsaw quiz.”
- Much like the bold transparency of this outfit, you are also transparent when it comes to self-expression. You aren’t afraid to embrace who you are, and everyone around you loves you for it. In high school, your senior superlative was best dressed—a deserved reward—but you still talk about it to this day.
9. Will Schuester
- You might be a bit outdated, and for some strange reason, it’s impossible for you to act your age, but you are great at coercing people into dealing with their very serious crises by bursting into song. And on that note,…put…put the Journey songs down. Please.
10. Tina Cohen-Chang
- You are a wonderful representation of the classic Panic! At the Disco middle-school emo, and just like Ryan Ross, you hate it when people call you that. You re-dye your purple highlights so often that your olfactory receptors can no longer pick up the scent of your feelings being misunderstood. But it’s okay, we’ve all been there. Don’t dim your light for the sake of pleasing others. Keep calm and be a Fabulous Killjoy.
11. Brittany S. Pierce
- While still a lovable blonde, you are so much more than what people think you are. You’re incredibly caring and willing to help anyone who may be in the market for some cheering-up. And typically, you manage to do so without meaning to by accidentally saying something really funny. Customarily, that something is an outrageous one-liner that you didn’t even realize you were saying out loud. So what if you genuinely thought storks and the local mall’s underpaid Santa were the real deal?
12. Mike Chang
- You can’t sing, so often you’re regarded as incredibly boring. But whenever those around you give you enough time to come out of your shell, they always realize you’re much more fun than people give you credit for. Your grades are perfect, but you’re humble and talented enough to avoid letting that become the sole thing people remember you for. Known for your dancing skills, you would do anything to stay in the spotlight because it’s your one true dream in life.
13. Artie Abrams
- Supremely underrated, your approach to life is refreshingly casual. You wear your heart on your sleeve, and your jokes are to die for. You’re often labeled the comedic relief because your humor’s timing is impeccable, but you don’t let that hold you back from succeeding or taking center stage. When you’re given the chance to be in charge, you always take up the torch quite gracefully.
Rory Gould is a senior writing major who rah, rah-ah-ah-ahs through a megaphone when they’re not throwing slushies. You can reach Rory at [email protected].