SAWDUST: Six songs to rage to in the days of Trump

Channel your anger with these sick jams

#1 That opening song from CSI: Las Vegas

You know that song that opens CSI: Las Vegas, the CSI with the bug guy and the song is all like, “Who are you???” I really wanna know. Seriously, I just woke up from a coma. Who is this guy? I don’t understand. Why is everyone so mad?

#2 Theme song from Happy Days
I love that show – wasn’t it great? I mean, how much did Joani love Chachi – and there was that one guy in the leather jacket – God that guy was hot, but like also accessible, you know what I mean?

#3 “My Humps” by Fergie
No reason needed, this song is just great. Fergie took the world by storm with this hit song, and for that reason, I believe any self-respecting person should rage to it.

#4. “Survivor” by Destiny’s Child
I love Destiny’s Child! Seriously, I consider myself to be a true child of destiny (often I wake up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night from visions of the future that I am both helpless to stop and helpless to stop knowing about). It’s bands like Destiny’s Child that remind you of how great Disney is. I’m so glad that they run the music industry. Could you imagine a world in which they didn’t?!? Anyway, I’m really excited to see Michelle Williams’ career to take off, she’s definitely my favorite member.

#5 “I’m Blue” by Eiffel 66
Seriously, if you know this song, you rage to this song. How could you not? Who among us can say that they are not blue? The world is a strange and alienating place. People walk around every day, just ignoring each other, so caught up in their own day to day that they can’t stop to just be a person with people. It’s sad you know. Also that chorus is so sick: “I’m blue da ba dee da ba daa, I’m blue da ba dee da ba daa.” This song never fails to get the people moving and the club bumping.

#6 “Rites of Spring” by Igor Stravinsky
Yo, so when I first heard this song, I was like WEAK. Igor Stravinsky is a limp boner if I ever saw one, but then I like did a quick Ask Jeeves, and this song IS CRAAAAAAAAAAAZY! Did you know that they threw a fucking riot because this shit was so crazy?!?! People threw a FUCKING RIOT for a ballet. RAGE!!!!!!!!!

Matthew Nitzberg is a fourth year sociology major with impeccable taste in music. You can reach them at [email protected]