Date: 2012-02-16, 3:00 AM EST
Reply to: [email protected]
I’m Ned, 24, single, white male. I’m a totally chill, fit and an all around good guy who’s just looking for a dude that I can pound Keystones with, watch Shawshank and generally bro out. I’m a junior business major, I play club lax (I was gonna do Varsity but I just got real busy, plus the whole team is so fucking political) and I think Breaking Bad is the fucking truth. Um, I guess it’s worth saying that I just got out of a relationship, the chick I was with decided it would be fun to turn into a total twat. So I’m just looking for some quality dude companionship (no homo). Hit me up if you wanna donate some time to a fellow bro. ______________________________________________________________________________________
Date: 2012-02-19, 12:42 AM EST
Reply to: [email protected]
Hey mangs,
I wanted to post and say I’m still looking for a pal. Maybe I didn’t say enough about myself before, so I’ll write some more. I’m a die-hard Pats fan! Giants fans need not apply (just kidding, I wouldn’t let something so trivial get in the way of a possible friendship). Um, like I said last week, Breaking Bad is my religion; I torrented all 5 seasons, so get at me if you ever wanna watch. All applicants must be willing to listen to why Kelly O’Hara is a dumb whore and be comfortable with a little crying. So yeah, just let me know if you’re interested. Peace out.
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Date: 2012-02-23, 5:25 PM EST
Reply to: [email protected]
Hey guys, I just wanted to say I’m not looking for anything super serious. I mean, I am in a pretty good place in my life – it’s been better. I’m not crying anymore which is good. I’m fun to hang out with and I worked something out with the school so you can get community service if you chill with me. Sounds like a pretty sweet deal right?? I’d say! And if you’re friends with Kelly that’s fine, I guess. Um, like I said I’m not looking for a super legit relationship or anything. Just like a pong partner or someone who’s down to play some Frisbee golf. You know, only if you want. You can get my number through Craigslist, or, well, whatever it’s (607) 555-8349. And my fb is public.
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Date: 2012-03-02, 2:12 AM EST
Reply to: [email protected]
It’s nEd. Again. Just wantedd to say i’m glad none of you tools respoonded. Yuo know what, fine/ I’m hapy by myself; i don’t need you or ANYBODY else. Geuss wat, I just shot gunned 3. beers, in a roww! Coul you do that??? You think you’re better than me cuz I don’t floss and I graffiti desks? Well you”re not. You’re the one with the missing out. I’m kind of a big deal. I have a blog, a FUCKING BLOG!! I’m oooooooover it!
But I mean I’m still down to chill, if anyone wants…
Katie Talay is a sophomore scriptwriting major who met her best friend in the casual encounters section.
Email her at [email protected].