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Woman glues eyes shut, now happier than ever Recently, a local Woman has discovered the positives of what initially appeared to be an unfortunate accident.…

We all know the deal by now. We’ve all settled into our respective ideologies, and decided how we feel about the recent presidential election. I…

Services available for white men blind to own privilege Ithaca, NY – The world can be a frightening place, full of violent crime, unequal pay…

Democratic frontrunner sleeping in parent’s basement Confirmed: Hillary Clinton is a cheat and a freeloader. The latest discovery about her corrupt nature is especially disturbing,…

2016 presidential campaign actually reboot of Kutcher’s reality show Anderson Cooper: “Welcome to the final 2016 Presidential Debate. I’m Anderson Cooper, and I’ll be your…

Fifth spice girl emerges to tell all In the mid 1990s, the Spice Girls took the music world by storm with their insanely catchy dance-influenced…

Researchers test, determine which campus has greenest grass Breaking News: Cornell Scientists Report Grass Really Is Greener at Ithaca. A year-long research project came to…

Libertarian nominee gracefully accepts defeat Fellow Americans, this election has certainly been one of the most important ones our party has ever seen. Not only…

They’re salty, they’re chewy and they’re always kind of…wet? But everyday, hundreds of billions of people consume olives on salads, pizzas and more. Personally, I…

Men Across Ithaca Think Women Mean Opposite of What They Say ITHACA, NY – Women throughout Tompkins County have begun reporting a strange phenomenon. Their…