Literally everything is served smushed into a mason jar A new Ithacan restaurant, Stuffed, opened last Friday in The Commons. The company is using new…
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As told by Darius, the Vampire Day 1 Hello Journal. It is I, Darius Mihai, Vistier under the reign of Alexandru Ioan Cuza, writing to…
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Ithaca College removes all stairs from campus in response Ithaca College announced yesterday that it will be getting rid of all stairs as a way…
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I avoided drinking coffee for a long time. I drank caffeine, but usually in the form of soda. I wasn’t worried about coffee making me…
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It consists of nineteen molecules and is completely worthless The world rejoiced this weekend as the Institute for Molecular Engineering announced a breakthrough in one…
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Tearfully resigns from office One week ago, Mississippi Senator Patrick Bakerson was caught by his secretary passionately eating devil’s food cake in his office. This…
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Everyday, the truth behind cake continues to elude me. On the outside, a cake is a cylindrical or cubic dessert coated in frosting. On the…
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“If they hear you, they hunt you,” is the description for the movie A Quiet Place, and I would think it’s safe to say that…
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How are we supposed to live if everything is YOLO and we all suffer from FOMO? At what point do we stop, slow down, and…
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Do you remember the first time you gave a blowjob? If you’re like me and your years of Catholic school made you too guilty to…