i think that i saw you. through the closing doors of the metro i just missed by a minute i think that i saw you.…
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Baby TeethFeaturedMinistry of Cool
Coming of Age: It’s Not Just for White Boys Anymore
by Mateo Flores November 26, 2018Holden Caulfield does not represent all of us. Boyhood sucks. There I said it. I think Boyhood’s perpetual issue is that a majority of its…
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The Greats Were Never Great
by Mackenzie Brackett November 26, 2018From Weinstein to Picasso, powerful men’s art should not negate their actions. One year ago, the hashtag #MeToo went viral – sparking a movement for…
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RAW FROM THE SAW – Film Review: Assassination Nation
by Mateo Flores November 26, 2018“What?” That was the first thing I said when the screen cut to black and the credits started to roll on Assassination Nation. How could…
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As a wise MOC editor once said, “I know we have to chew. But at what cost?” Teeth are weird and gross and probably shouldn’t…
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Scientists Discover Proof of Existence After Death
by Isabel Murray November 26, 2018Just a lot of sad, bored ghosts A breakthrough happened at a local haunted motel this Saturday afternoon when scientists finally made contact with the…
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He got distracted by the latest hot romance novel Passengers aboard commercial flight IC0712 from LA to Sidney were mildly flabbergasted to find themselves in…
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He refuses to part with them As a dental hygienist for many years, I’ve had my fair share of cases of edentulism, or toothlessness, but…
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How the rich are taking advantage of disenfranchised neighborhoods Gentrification is real, and it’s affecting a lot of people — especially people of color. Their…
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Iridia was frankly astonished she had been invited in to sit at the governor’s table. Her usual procedure was to sneak in. The man himself…