Holden Caulfield does not represent all of us. Boyhood sucks. There I said it. I think Boyhood’s perpetual issue is that a majority of its…
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RAW FROM THE SAW – Film Review: Assassination Nation
by Mateo Flores November 26, 2018“What?” That was the first thing I said when the screen cut to black and the credits started to roll on Assassination Nation. How could…
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As a wise MOC editor once said, “I know we have to chew. But at what cost?” Teeth are weird and gross and probably shouldn’t…
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Scientists Discover Proof of Existence After Death
by Isabel Murray November 26, 2018Just a lot of sad, bored ghosts A breakthrough happened at a local haunted motel this Saturday afternoon when scientists finally made contact with the…
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He got distracted by the latest hot romance novel Passengers aboard commercial flight IC0712 from LA to Sidney were mildly flabbergasted to find themselves in…
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He refuses to part with them As a dental hygienist for many years, I’ve had my fair share of cases of edentulism, or toothlessness, but…
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How the rich are taking advantage of disenfranchised neighborhoods Gentrification is real, and it’s affecting a lot of people — especially people of color. Their…
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Iridia was frankly astonished she had been invited in to sit at the governor’s table. Her usual procedure was to sneak in. The man himself…
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The rise of ‘Big Dick Energy’ Through the ebbs and flows of viral meme culture, sometimes the internet strikes gold. And so goes the story…
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I. You expect to go to college and leave it behind. You think it will always be there for you, like a book you can…