So I was flipping through an old issue of Buzzsaw Haircut and I noticed something strange when I got to the end of the magazine.…
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People seem to really like spilling tea. I’ll be wandering around aimlessly because I have nothing better to do with my life, and I hear…
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Birthdays are pretty neat. People get presents and cake. They get to spend time with their friends. If they’re over the legal drinking age of…
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First of all, I’m using a lowercase “g” because god has done nothing to deserve the uppercase letter. Some people are very insistent that god…
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As a wise MOC editor once said, “I know we have to chew. But at what cost?” Teeth are weird and gross and probably shouldn’t…
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I avoided drinking coffee for a long time. I drank caffeine, but usually in the form of soda. I wasn’t worried about coffee making me…
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It consists of nineteen molecules and is completely worthless The world rejoiced this weekend as the Institute for Molecular Engineering announced a breakthrough in one…
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Tearfully resigns from office One week ago, Mississippi Senator Patrick Bakerson was caught by his secretary passionately eating devil’s food cake in his office. This…
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Everyday, the truth behind cake continues to elude me. On the outside, a cake is a cylindrical or cubic dessert coated in frosting. On the…
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I don’t watch sports often. When I do, I usually just stare at the TV screen, trying to make sense of the chaos. When something…
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