Buzzsaw does not wish to be elitist in assuming that everyone has seen and could distinguish between a car and a lemon, but we have…
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Fucking duh, we live in a simulation. You think we live on a little blue sphere heated by a hot sphere spinning around one another…
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Listen, I’m not here to blame the mothers. Switching to two-legged birth did nothing to make it easier on them. But genuinely, have you ever…
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Creativity is too hard Buzzsaw had a good run, working hard to create countless magazine issues for the last 20 years, but all good things…
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“People spill me and don’t even cry. No one understands my pain” Lactose-intolerance must cease. My whole life, people have disregarded my pain. “Pain is…
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A disappointment to spider restaurants everywhere The Fly Trap restaurant opened in the vegetable quartier of the garden about a week or so ago, so…
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After stupid kid almost pokes his eye out Four-year-old Damien Wilbur of 44 Brooklet Drive, New Jersey recently sent mass hysteria rippling through his home…
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Just go to Narnia When you’re home for the holidays, back in the arms of family after long months at school, there is only one…
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Just a lot of sad, bored ghosts A breakthrough happened at a local haunted motel this Saturday afternoon when scientists finally made contact with the…
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How to write sad poems about sadness It’s possible that you’ve read a book or a collection of poems and thought, “Hey! I could do…
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