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Chris Giblin

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SAWDUST: Coal Lobbyist’s Family Members Unhappy with Stocking Contents

by Chris Giblin December 25, 2010

By Chris Giblin Christmas morning was ruined at the Rollins residence just outside Charlotte when it was revealed that each member of the family had…

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Buzz Blog Sawdust Lifestyles
SAWDUST: “Christmas-Themed” Red and Green Only Traffic Lights Lead to Slew of Car Accidents in New Jersey Town

by Chris Giblin December 25, 2010

Satire By Chris Giblin After a series of disruptive, dangerous crashes in four different intersections in Lawrence, New Jersey on Wednesday, Mayor Rick Lewis vowed…

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Red Sawdust
Buzzsaw Asks Why…Ithaca wants a new mascot

by Chris Giblin December 9, 2010

Ithaca College wants a new mascot named “Bomber,” but it can’t have anything to do with bombing If you haven’t already heard, Ithaca College is now holding a contest seeking suggestions from the IC community to introduce a new mascot to…

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Crossing the Line Sawdust
Buzzsaw Asks Why…

by Chris Giblin November 10, 2010

Ithaca College Implements New Technology So Inappropriately? By Chris Giblin Over my few years at Ithaca College, new pieces of technological equipment have sprung up…

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Clean Up Sawdust
Buzzsaw Asks Why… IC20/20 Discussion

by Chris Giblin October 18, 2010

President Rochon didn’t want to talk about Sodexo workers’ wages at the student discussion of the IC20/20 Vision Plan? On Thursday, Oct. 7 at Emerson…

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Buzz Blog Sawdust Lifestyles
SAWDUST LIFESTYLES: Sportscaster Debates True Purpose of Sport, Meaning of Life During Cornell Loss To Princeton

by Chris Giblin May 14, 2010

By Chris Giblin An old, lonely radio broadcaster challenged the real, tangible significance of sports in modern American society as Princeton defeated Cornell in a…

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Medicated Sawdust
Millard Fillmore Haunts Sexual Fantasies and Life of 19th Century American History Professor

by Chris Giblin May 4, 2010

By Chris Giblin Cornell University Associate Professor James Burton checked into the Elmira Psychiatric Center last night. Burton was allegedly enjoying himself watching Internet porn…

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Buzz Blog Sawdust Lifestyles
SAWDUST LIFESTYLES: Clichéd College Student Rolls Eyes at Clichéd College Students Around Him

by Chris Giblin April 30, 2010

Ithaca College sophomore Steven Maddox rolled his eyes off to the side Wednesday as he overheard some film students debate whether Pulp Fiction is the…

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Ownership Sawdust
Local Dog Suspicious of Other Dogs Pissing On His Fire Hydrant

by Chris Giblin April 5, 2010

By Chris Giblin A local bulldog sniffed a fire hydrant he believed to be rightfully his but sensed strange odors emanating from the area. The…

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Ownership Sawdust
Lazy-Ass, Annoyed Judge Tells Divorced Couple to Split Everything Down the Middle, Including Dog, Child

by Chris Giblin April 5, 2010

In a ruling reminiscent of the ancient King Solomon, City of Ithaca Judge Joseph Ward put a stop to divorce court proceedings mid-trial last Monday,…

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