Guess who’s back my gorgeous, gorgeous fans! It’s your girl, Cynthia! And I just finished up all those clearance checks I talked about in my last post. Y’know, the extensive background checks and 24/7 monitoring of all of my activity buttttttt the blog is back!
And me being back means I can tell you all about my brand new sponsorship?~ I know, I’ve gotten you guys hooked on some really cool products, but this might be the coolest thing I’ve ever looked at. Soooooo the government is letting me test some of the new nourishment formulas for the year! Ah, I know!!! So exciting!!!
There’s some super cool new main meals and, like, I think I’m hooked. So- 9 is supposed to replicate steak tartare, 51 is a dupe for shrimp boil, and 728 is so close to replicating broth I swear. Like, I don’t know how they did it, but 728 turns to liquid in your mouth and gets warm. It’s so cool!!!
And they’re adding to the (as prescribed by a professional. Srry, disclaimer that I have to give) nourishment treat line! Like [x-2]+54/9=[2x+3]-21 is this incredible lemon mousse, I can’t even describe how it tastes. I’m not saying that you should lie to a medical professional to get access to the treat line (as it is a joke, as mandated for me to note by the government) but like it might be worth it?? Also shout out to 3.14 being a tasty lil berry tart.
Also we may be getting a drink line now? I at least got to try the prototypes. So like aquamarine is suppose to be this citrus drink, but it was like so bubbly? Like I can’t describe it. It’s like they put bubbles in water. That’s so wild! And then pewter was so chalky but it was actually kinda good? Like they didn’t let me try too many of them because they “weren’t fully tested” and “could kill me” but they don’t seem too bad, to be honest.
But enough about my sponsor. I’m so excited to tell you guys about my new room! Yeah I moved out of the penthouse at the recommendation of some really persuasive people, and now I’m committed to a more minimalist life. Got a bed, a desk, a tablet. That’s basically it. But like, it’s suchhhhhh a nice change of pace!
I’ll update all of you beautiful people when I get the chance, but I’m done for now. Hopefully I’ll be back to you wonderful feeds very soon ?~
Cynthia out!
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