Did Benjamin Franklin ever freak it?
Freaky Franklin, one could say.
Ben is jammin on my Franklin.
Jammin Franklin, he is gay.
Founding father, lightning rod.
Founding daddy, sounds too odd.
Found that daddy with a fatty.
Daddy’s Fatty Gyatty Patty.
Bifocals, Bisexual.
Haircut, Contestable.
Drafted the Declaration of Independence.
Felt his rod on my appendix.
Benjamin Franklin.
Benjamin hate him.
Freaky Franklin you’re the one.
Freaky Franky, where have you gone?