What Is ‘Cheugy’? You Know It When You See It. – The New York Times
1.
I’m looking at the words now, still not entirely the keys, but my eyes are open.
How my screen reflects deflects turns burns a hole into my cranium
My eyes, stupid and slow, drag, tracing the mouse
Needing a response, sweet and short, flirtatious and fun, reasonable
I don’t understand the nuances and negotiation of the net
World Wide Web, I feel like a fly
2.
Sickly sticky pink plastic clings cuts my ribs
I suck a breath in and continue to smile
Cheugy barbie looking perfectly fake, full of it
Sign of the times, terminology changing
Too little too late, behind then ahead
The way things change sickens me
Not caring, bold bullshit
Cheugy fluffy fur boots so 2010 oh my god
Don’t you just need a pair?
Sitting stirring starving for good content
Tell me what’s in, out, up, down
And god, I want that.
3. internet
cool girl
quiet girl
quaint
coquette
demure
what kind of girl am i
tell me please
it girl
manic pixie
dream girl
girl friend
fluid
fox versus bunny
predator or prey
cat eye and
batting my new big eyelashes
do i fit in?
top 10 new ways to improve.
slimmer waist
toned
slick back bun
euro summer
new
original
pretty please
eclectic
eccentric
what kind of girl am i