Ever wish you could get the ultimate revenge on your ex? I was in a long distance relationship freshman year with this boy from my hometown named Luke. Luke and I were pretty serious about each other but we went to school six hours apart. Eventually, the distance took its toll on our relationship and Luke started to get very jealous. He thought I was cheating on him on the down-low every time I went out to a party, so we decided to break up last February on kind of bad terms with each other. It hurt me, more than I thought it would, and I went a little crazy over the course of that semester by going out and trying to make up for lost time. It took me a LONG while to get over Luke and I remained a little salty about how the whole thing went down.
Fast forward to winter break: I was just watching TV in my pajamas when I got a Facebook message from my ex’s older brother, Cam. He asked if I wanted to hang out, smoke, and see a movie sometime. It was a little weird because we kind of talked whenever I went over to my then-boyfriend’s house, but we had never hung out on our own before. Of course I was a little suspicious as to why Cam wanted to hang out with me, but I was bored and thought, eh, why not?
So I picked him up and we went to the movie and smoked in the parking lot, talking about life and catching up about our semesters. We were two of maybe five people in the movie theatre, so we were chatting a lot and half-heartedly watching the movie when — BAM — he made his move and went to kiss me. I was a little like AH WHAT IS HAPPENING but the other half of me was like HAHAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS. Literally, I just kept thinking, “OMG, this is just like making out with my ex,” but I was kinda vibing with it because they were both good kissers. I’m not going to lie: It was fun sneaking around, texting him on the down-low, working with Luke during the day at our deli job and hanging out with Cam at night. I would just grin to myself at work, thinking, “Heh heh heh, I know something you don’t know” and it definitely put me in a good mood.
I totally wanted to take this further with Cam and the perfect opportunity presented itself a week later. I snuck over to Cam’s house and WE HAD SEX. I fucked my ex’s older brother and he was way better than my ex in every sense of the word. We had sex multiple times over break after that and the best part is my ex has NO idea ANY of this happened.The funny thing is that I don’t even feel guilty about it because I guess you could say I had FINALLY quenched my thirst for revenge on my ex.