For those in the know, Buzzsaw was originally named Buzzsaw Haircut. Why? I dunno. It was 1999, and they named magazines all willy-nilly as they…
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In Efforts to Mend the Rivalry Between Ithaca and Cornell
by Maggie Childers March 1, 2024Transcript from an Actual Conversation Representing Cornell: Caroline Something or Other Written by: Maggie Childers, writer, daughter, philanthropist, lover CAROLINE: We are coming at you…
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And I’ll Make It All About Me If I Want To We are in the party dark ages. I said it, I won’t take it…
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So you’re 25… time to start planning your funeral!
by Stephanie Tokasz March 1, 2024Stephanie Tokasz is a Senior Film, Photography & Visual Arts major who demands the Victorious Cast perform a song at her funeral. You can reach…
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“Come, sit down, boy,” a father says to his son, gesturing to the edge of the bed. “Do you know what day it is today?”…
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Andrew Hallenberg photographs the hazy goodbye of beloved friend, Kimmy Goldstein. He doesn’t know where the dog came from. Andrew Hallenberg is a junior Film,…
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Affable but Average Robert Griffith III Doesn’t Understand Why Everyone is Disappointed to Meet Him
by Christopher Thomas February 28, 2013Griffin, a tall, lanky man in his thirties did say he had success as an athlete just not in football. “When I was twelve my friends encouraged me to try out football. There was this girl that I liked at the time that I was trying to impress, but my first throw hit her right in the face, and I never threw a ball again.”
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Professional Bobsled Lockout Still Gets No Attention
by Christopher Thomas February 27, 2013The American Bobsled Association (ABA) is into its fifteenth week of lockout, and still nothing has happened to try and bring back the sport. Seriously. Nothing has happened.
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An Open Letter to the Girl with Newfound ‘Insomnia’
by Robyn Schmitz February 27, 2013I don’t give a shit if you got 10 hours of sleep. I don’t give a shit if you got one hour of sleep. Shut that greasy hole in your face that you call a mouth.
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A lot of people been coming up to me recently saying, “J, you’re 43 years old, you got a beautiful wife and a gorgeous baby girl and you’re one of the richest dudes I know. No way you still got 99 problems.”